Who saw Princess Charlotte first?

We've all seen the pictures of Kate and Willy's new daughter baby Charlotte. Photos were taken the day after she was born and poor Kate who was probably still a bit wobbly at the knees showed off her little baby.  Awwwe so cute for such a silver spoon addition to humanity. Anyway the papers have also said today Queenie got to see Charlotte as well. Yet what none of them has let loose is the queen was actually the first person to see Charlotte anyway.  This was over a video conference from the midwife's mobile phone.  Now there was no way Kate could of seen Charlotte on account of doing a lot of huffing an puffing.  Then Willy was standing to the side holding Kate's hand telling her to breath deeply my future Queen whilst the midwife had one hand on her phone and the other guiding the crowning head of Charlotte from Kate's rather expanded vagina. A view Queenie didn't mind on account of her taking up a recent side line in doing Brazillian's.  All of this information is highly secret and sensitive so please do not divulge it to the media or any other commercial outlets. Copy written to this BLOG only.  Yes Queenie was happy to see the squashed up dosy face of baby Charlotte pop out because yet again the royal line of inheritance continues for another two generations before Queenie kicks the bucket.  She also did Kate's Brazillian so she needed to get a look to see how much her pubes had grown or not.  Personally I think this was going over the top, but apparently there are two corggies still in the vets after she tried her first waxing jobs.  As they say practice makes perfect.