Mirror, Mirror

Do I look fat in this mirror? I thought as I stood there and wondered if attending gym actually works. A colleague of mine who was a little sympathetic said the mirrors at the gym are made like fair ground mirrors. You look fatter in them because they want you to go to the gym more often was the reasoning behind this. But I thought, surely not all mirrors are lying? Surely there has to be some mirrors who are not tainted by this conspiracy. An outlier. One who stands at the edge of the crowd and refuses to follow the sheep, one who speaks the truth, although quietly because the other mirrors are always on the look out for a rogue reflector. I need to find this one. I sure hope they are not all singing from the same hymn sheet.