Monday, January 10, 2011

The Tiger, Goat and Rabbit - Sparkles, Rock an Crazy

I have just heard Sparkling Eyes speak and again her voice is pretty horse.  I mean rough sounding not as in a beautiful horse, I got nothing against good looking horses but as an expression of speech they don't equate to the symptoms of a very sore throat.  However, it is good to hear her again even though it felt a little odd. This is because I normally would converse every day or so, depending on whether Sparkles would let me chat, because sometimes I'm told not to ring.  What a pain.  I mean.  Love of her life and told not to ring up.  As well as occasionally being called a stalker.  Me of all people.  I wouldn't mind even Rock would join in.  You know sometimes the love of your life can hurt ones feelings.  Fortunately I'm a stalker with rhino skin.  Beginning to look like it as well with a rhino belly, but lets leave that discussion well and truly to the side.  Side of the road, side of a freight train, just as long as it's out of sight. Sight for sore eyes not side.  Yes it felt good hearing Sparkling and having a brief conversation.  I'll be up in Scotland on Saturday so we can either talk or she will be passing me little notes.  As long as there's not too many of them with the words "Feck Off" am sure all will be fine.

It will also be Sparkling's birthday so this makes the trip doubly special.  I have checked out Sparkles' sign under the Chinese zodiac and she is a Tiger.  She's on the cusp between Tiger and Rabbit.  Whereas I am a Rabbit.  Of all the animals it's odd how the Rabbit is squashed between a Tiger and a Dragon.  If I could of had a preference I would of been the Tiger and Sparkles the Rabbit, but unfortunately the day of your birth is something beyond control.  Unless the calendar is out of date by a year then I might be a Tiger or even a Dragon and not a softy hoppy bunny who could be put in a stew at any moment. 

Having a look at the Tiger profile it says they are rebels, well she is a socialist.  They enjoy being the centre of attention this seems to fit in with Sparkling's need to jump in front of a camera whenever she sees someone taking a picture.  When they are injured they require all out sympathy and anything logical will be disgruntling.  This makes sense as Sparkles said I didn't sound sympathetic enough on the phone.  Darling if I were there you know I would be waiting on you hand and foot.  Tigers are emotional and incredibly passionate about life.  They enjoy feeling emotions and savouring in full the flavour of life.  God yes.  Sparkles will have an emotion and then pull me into it, she will then cross examine me and test to see if I really understand what she is on about.  Even if it happens to be an idea about becoming a farmer, living off the land and tending sheep.  This can be pretty difficult when one of us is intoxicated. Lastly Tigers are full of energy and always bounce back from feeling low.  Sparkle's is so full of energy I am just whisked along at times and am challenged in my sedate views.  I am so lucky to be in love with such a vibrant, unpredictable, challenging and beautiful woman.  I so can't wait to see Sparkles soon.

Now looking at Rock Chick's Chinese Zodiac she would be a Sheep/Goat.  It seems this sign is used interchangeably between the two.  So I'm going to use goat because the image of a goat is someone who is head strong and I know Rock Chick can be head strong in her opinion, but then she is young and all young people think they know everything about the world. They have good taste, I know Rock does because when I give a nice item to Sparkling it will find itself in Rock's wardrobe.  They can be dreamers, over anxious and lazy.  Well I know lazy because I do get to do Rock's washing up and pick up her cups after her, but then again all teenagers are lazy.  I know I was and still am lazy and I'm not a teen or a goat either.  They always like to look their best.  Oh blimey this is so true, Rock will spend hours preening and pruning herself just to go into work.  It's like some kind of symbolic ritual which goes with her always looking beautiful and with great taste.  In an argument the goat will not say a thing, they will give you the silent treatment.  I know, I've had it, even when I knew I was right.  Blimey.  They are always good mannered and charming.  This is no doubt what Rock Chick is when she is not calling me a stalker.  Examining conflict, I found it interesting to find that Goats and Tigers don't particularly get on.  The suggestion is Goats will always give in to Tigers.  Saying this I know a Rabbit who does quite often as well.  Further, I found Goats and Rabbits do get on.  Especially when the Rabbit isn't tied to the sink washing up large mugs, which the Rabbit then hides away so they are never found again.  Yes, then they do get on pretty well.  As for Tigers and Rabbits the indications are they get on pretty well to.  Thank heavens they do because I sure didn't want to end up as stew but a farmer in some foreign land tending flocks of sheep would be fine.

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